ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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