there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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