Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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