This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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