you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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