Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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