yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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