Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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