but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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