Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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