i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
last night I used snow as a chaser
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