yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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