if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Randomize
