so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Of course I have a pirate flag
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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