Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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