But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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