What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
dude. I can hear the air.
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