I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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