You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Damn victory sex feels great
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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