can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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