I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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