I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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