I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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