doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
is wine microwaveable?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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