i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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