new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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