you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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