You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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