Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
