I just saw a hot homeless man
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Randomize
