they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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