he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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