After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
He has the fingertips of a God
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
