Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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