Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I need to align my fucking chakras
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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