what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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