I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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