She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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