pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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