Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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