I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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