I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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