Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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