it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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