I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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