Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
This house was built for laser tag.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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