Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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