"it" just moved
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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