omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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