What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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