um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Come share oat with me in your robe
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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