My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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