I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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